First Girlfriend My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asks, "Do you know her?" "Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My Gosh!" says my wife, "Who would think anybody could celebrate that long?? Copyright RSTCA, 2008 Webset by Angela's Doodle Pad Hosting by Toaster Hosting